Greetings ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the very first douchebag face off, brought to you by Axe deodorant body spray, MTV and Heineken. It is my duty to present to you the challengers.
In this corner:
Representing the United States, we have a man that loves Ed Hardy so much, that he shaved it onto his head. Yes, $200 dollar tshirts with rhinestones and a neckline that would make ladies jealous inspires great support from the masses. You should make it a profitable $500 a cut business, because people that spend $200 on a Tshirt make sound financial decisions all the time.
And in this corner:
Representing Brazil, and proving that douche behavior exists globally, we have the unparalleled combination of steroids, pec implants, techno music and flexing, a true Michael Phelps of the douche world.
So, all my awesome readers, who deserves this title, and the glory that comes with it – the shirtless weed money and protein trophy!!
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