I don’t know how many of you know this, but yours truly used to play hockey! I made it all the way to the extremely shitty college level, but even then, we always had one rule – DO NOT DRINK THE NIGHT BEFORE A GAME. Sure, you might not feel anything the next morning, but as soon as you put your skates on you will feel 30 pounds heavier and as agile as a turtle.
Patrick Kane seems like he forgot that rule, as him, John Madden (who is 36 years old) and Kris Versteeg all went out last Friday night in Vancouver, and the next day got spanked by the Canucks 5-1. And yes, there are pictures.
Yep, that’s Patrick Kane, shirtless. (((more pictures after the jump))))
No pants limo ride. No pants.
Kris Versteeg wears his best jersey shore glasses while showing a hint of man cleavage. And last but not least – John Madden:
He’s hot, he’s cool, he’s 36 years old.
Now, I am not against people having their fun, far from it. But when you’re about to play a team that has one of Team Canada’s goalies and the NHL equivalent of the Super Mario Brothers mixed with the Wonder Twins, you do not fuck around.
Pic above – “un-fuck-withable”
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