Here is what the new issue of US weekly will look like:
A new woman claims to have had an affair with Tiger woods, reports US Magazine. The woman, 24 year old Jaimee Grubbs, looks incredibly familiar. Now, where have I seen here before?
Oh yes. Jaimee Grubbs is a former contestant of the most amazing VH1 reality show ever – Tool Academy, where pissed off girlfriends try to “fix” their tool boyfriends.
And, if I remember correctly – Jaimee was dumped ON THE SHOW because it turns out her boyfriend had another, more serious girlfriend, and she took her place. So who is this amazing man?
Oh this is just perfect. According to US, Jaimee slept with Tiger Woods around 2007, and tool academy aired early 2009 (let’s assume it was filmed in the summer or fall of 2008). So she has a history of picking some great available people – married athletes, and guys that already have girlfriends. But after sleeping with Tiger Woods and saving over 300 text messages, being delusional about dating a tool sounds just right.
Of course, Jaimee Grubbs has deleted her myspace, but it’s alright, she will likely get a lot of money to tell her story. But now I wonder what’s next? I bet Matsuflex slept with Angelina Jolie. He is Matsuflex after all.
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