I thought that I have already found the most whipped man on the planet. Boy, was I wrong.
As I was scrounging around the internet today I found this amazing facebook group titled “If 1,170,000 People Join, My Girlfriend Will Marry Me!“. Wow, I wondered, is this some romantic superman or just a whipped kid that has watched too many romantic comedies. Let’s read the description shall we:
I have been with my girlfriend (Caroline) for over five years now. Six months ago, I made a proposal to her, but she rejected me. It was not about the amount of money that I have in bank or my ordinary look. I asked her why but she refused to tell me. I suspected that there was a third person in our relationship but I realized that it wasn’t.
Two weeks ago, I proposed to her again. This time I brought her back to the place where we first met and I thought that I would succeed this time, but…. yet again I failed. She rejected me and this REALLY drove me mad. I love her very much, I can even give up my soul for her but why??
Then she told me that if I can get 1,170,000 people to back me up with my proposal, she will put on the ring.
This is ridiculous as where could I get such number of people but soon I realized that Facebook is the hope. I was reluctant at first because the whole world might laugh at me.
You can call me a fool or anything but I don’t care anymore because for her I’ll do anything. This group was born out of my LOVE to her.
You might be wondering why 1,170,000?
Well, We met on January, 17th, it was simply our anniversary date and to her (and me) this is a BIG Day!
I hope that you could help me to achieve the DREAM of my life.
It would be really helpful if you can leave some messages on the wall. So that I could prove to her that my LOVE is real.
Note: Would you please ask your friends to help me on this, I want to speed up this process so that I would at least get married on Jan 17th, 2010. Just click on the ‘Invite People to Join’ and select All your friends and I really thanks you for that.
“Caroline, I love you!”
Wait wait wait wait. Let me get this straight:
- You asked her to marry you, and she said no
- You asked her to marry you again, and she said no
- You are putting yourself down because of appearance and money (or lack thereof)
- Your *sic* girlfriend wants the attention of over a million strangers before she gives you hers.
Since that is an open facebook group, and this appears to be a serious thing, let me tell this to you, Brett Grant:
You are a big giant chump
Your *sic* girlfriend is obviously a attention whore, and doesn’t want you around anymore but is reluctant to tell you. Let me guess – you are the kind of respectful awesome guy that pays for her ALL THE TIME and she never pays for anything. You have been refused sex numerous times because of “headaches”. When you say I love you there’s a slight pause in her voice before she says “I love you” back. You are getting tooled my friend. This is the kind of behavior that is perpetuated in fiction as being awesome but the instant someone does this in real life they will forever be branded creepy.
And shame on the people supporting this group (who are mostly female). You are only encouraging his bad behavior, and making the hole he is digging for himself that much deeper.
Listen to me man, it’s not too late to take a good hard look at yourself and change your life, because if you don’t, with the way you come off, a bleak life of paying for her while she has affairs awaits. Dont believe me? Check out the clip below:
Click here to download audio of a cheating wife caught on air on the radio, and the husband acting like a wimp. Is that how you would react?
Look at this pic, is this how you want to roll? Let’s hope not, because I don’t want to see a facebook group next year called “If 1,000,000 people join this group I will get a divorce”. By the way, I bet you Caroline will run away if you say “prenup”
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This is obviously a very clever parody of the “If 1,000,000 people+ sign up to a, b will happen” groups, and you fell for it. Just FYI, from a media practitioner’s standpoint, marketing professors in college will have students complete assignments like this on social networking sites because it’s an exercise in “creative networking” to teach them how to attract attention of the masses. The creator of this group has now harvested nearly 1,000,000 user-ids (your identifying facebook #) that he can then sell or use to send out automatic invites for group spam or application development. Enjoy receiving seventlybillion unsolicited facebook group/cause/app invites
In case you didn’t read his updates…this was a joke. His friend bet him $500 that he wouldn’t be able to get over a million people to join a facebook for the stupidest reason they could think of. So actually, this is pretty damn hilarious, and a pretty easy way to get $500.
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