Forget The Hills – MTV set to debut show about life in a Jersey Shore beachhouse

I think I will let this promo clip speak for itself.

While it might be a challenge to stumble onto spoiled rich kids in everyday life, as someone that lives in New York City it  is far less challenging to stumble onto  one of these guys:

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Yep, not challenging at all. This phenomenon, documented by such awesome sites like hotchickswithdouchebags.com and thedirty.com, is spreading. From New York, To New Jersey, and as far as Miami and Arizona, this is the bright future of our nation.

Here is the scarce information I have on the show – it will have 8 people living in a Jersey beach house from the Tri State area. The show will feature all the douchebaggery  we are accustomed to – loud brash behavior, overuse of hair gel and self tanner, and, from what appears in the trailer, a girl  kicking a cop. Now, unlike Laguna Beach and its spin offs, which had a “discovered” and random cast, there were actually AUDITIONS for this show. I will try to contact the person I heard auditioned and get back to you soon.

Now, two things about  this upset me – the fact that they held auditions means that they chose the wildest and loudest people for television, which means that such douche behavior  will be rewarded, encouraged, and will spread further. Second – remember my article on how much the cast of the Hills makes? Imagine douchebags like this being paid 40-100 thousand dollars PER EPISODE. Now imagine what this will do to their already inflated egoes.

Maybe this whole 2012 thing isn’t so crazy after all

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