Megan Fox as a leading lady = FAIL. Jennifer’s Body debuts #5 at the box office

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Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend box office results are in! And Jennifer’s Body, the Megan Fox movie where she plays a sexy demon or something, finished in 5th place. 5th place, on the opening weekend!!!! That’s adorable, Megan Fox, thinking you can be a legitimate lead actress in a movie written by a stripper that got really, really, really lucky once (Diablo Cody of Juno fame).

Now, let’s take a look at the full weekend box office (courtesy of BoxofficeMojo):

  1. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (haha Megan Fox got beat by the single worst sounding childrens movie of all time) – 30 Million
  2. The Informant (not gonna front this movie looks awesome) – 10.5 Million
  3. Tyler Perry’s same shit (on its second week,with a 57% drop off!) – 10 Million
  4. Love Happens (aka Two Face is Tony Robbins) – 8.4 Million
  5. Jennifer’s Body – 6.8 Million….. lol

So there you go, Megan Fox’s first attempt at a leading role didn’t do so well, but, I hear Michael Bay has a Ferrari that needs washing. But, in all fairness, this gives me the opportunity to run some hot Megan Fox pics, and everyone loves those.

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