Boy Kanye West, you sure are a generous man. According to numerous sources, Kanye West released a press release declaring himself the new King of Pop. Well, he certainly isn’t the new king of modesty.
“You know everyone loves and respects Michael but times change. It’s so sad to see Michael gone but it makes a path for a new King of Pop and I’m willing to take that on. There’s nobody who can match me in sales and in respect so it only makes sense for me to take over Michael’s crown and become the new King. First there was Elvis, then there was Michael, now in the 21st century its Kanye’s time to rule. I have nothing but respect for Michael but someone needs to pick up where he left off and there’s nobody better than me to do that. I am the new King of Pop.”
Too soon Kanye, too soon. He also reportidly tried to get the Jackson family’s permission to use the name. They did not respond because they were, you know, IN MOURNING. Now go cut yourself a slice of humble pie Kanye and come back when your records are quadruple diamond.
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Fuck you Kanye. Asshole.