Jessica Simpson posted this pic on her twitter page recently, showing off a seemingly normal girls night out. Although unfortunately it was not specified where this took place, or else I would have hyped it.
Watch out though gentlemen, the other girls in the picture are also either her personal assistants or stylists! Pictured are her friends – CaCee Cobb, Adrienne Sands and stylist Nicole Chavez, who I’m pretty sure were all on Jessica’s payroll at one point or another (don’t quote me on that). Sure, friendships like that can develop into something solid, but that can really change the dynamics of your night out! Imagine being paid by the person that you’re hanging out with, does that mean you automatically assume the mother hen role as soon as something starts becoming fun? Or can you actually believe that someone is hitting on YOU instead of the megastar that is sitting right across the table?
It’s times like this I’m glad I’m not in this situation. It’s my birthday tomorrow, so all the friends that are out with me that night are proven solid.
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Yeah, but I’m not there so it can’t be THAT “solid”. Happy birthday in advance bro.
Though paying for friends isn’t new… Isn’t that what frats are for?
I hope Jessica Simpson has found her true love now with Jeremy Renner. She deserves to get a fresh man in her life.