Multiple sources are reporting that Paris Hilton and boyfriend (looking it up now on google, who the hell is this guy…) Doug Reinharddt are now officially broken up after a huge fight at The Darkroom in LA last night. She reportedly locked him out of her gated mansion and will probably probably engage in her already mastered breakup ritual.
Let’s revue it shall we:
- Break up with boyfriend
- Cry about it for about 10 minutes
- Drink her weight worth in booze
- Show her vagina
- Have it penetrated by a D list celebrity who you havent heard from in a while.
So, who haven’t we heard from recently? Hmm…. I searched “washed up reality star” on google and came up with the perfect answer. The one man that can turn Paris Hilton into a disciplined respected young lady and give her all the lovin she needs:
Looks like Paris’ love life is about to be… under siege.
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