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Lindsay Lohan gets pissed for being asked to pay her booze bill

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This weekend Lindsay Lohan learned a very important lesson – that money doesn’t grow on trees and that bills need to be paid. took her long enough.

Lindsay was partying at Crown Bar in LA and allegedly stormed into the kitchen, grabbed two bottles of champagne, and then was completely in shock when asked to pay for them. According to People magazine, she had to call a friend to get her credit card information (doesn’t she just have one in her purse), and was completely in tears outside, screaming that “she never pays for drinks, this is ridiculous”.

Here’s the question – if it is true that even though Lindsay Lohan has lots of money, she is still a bottle rat at the cubs – who pays for her shit??? See, this is an upside of the recession – people are getting smarter with their money, so of course the bottle rat population is mad at these developments.

NOTE: I relish every single chance to run the photo above

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Is Paris Hilton’s boyfriend gonna have to choke a bitch? Yes

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Some Halloweens are just more fruitful than others. When partying in Los Angeles this weekend, Paris Hilton was doing her usual “spend 10 minutes at a party, 2 hours in a limo going to another party, 10 minutes at the next party” routine when shit just got real, and photographers were there to capture all the action, Apparently, after some random shouting, her boyfriend du jour threw her phone out the window, they started screaming at each other, and then he applies this maneuver. Now, I will never advocate violence against women, but Paris Hilton does not count, and besides – who is this guy? I remember hearing his name on Access Hollywood as Doug something something… i don’t know, it’s not important, so he doesn’t have a career that could potentially be ruined by that photograph, so rest east Doug.

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It’s all good. Now, rumor has it that Paris Hilton is set to record another album and go on tour, so expect this choking incident to be free publicity. I mean don’t get me wrong, but the amount of Rihanna songs on the radio quadrupled after Chris Brown messed her up. We are all fucked, America.

Thanks to my readers for the story/photos

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Joe Francis security footage shows what really happened

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In a development that surprised absolutely noone, Joe Francis’ “self defense” (as he claimed) is caught on tape at LA’s Guys and Dolls nightclub, the night him and playmate of the year Jayde Nicole got into alleged fisticuffs. In the video, posted up by Radaronline.com, you can see Jayde spilling her drink on Francis’ shoulder, and then he starts going all Chris Brown on her.

Yes, having a drink spilled on you sucks, we’ve all been there. But there are alternatives – call the girl scrunchy faced, point and laugh, or, if you’re Joe Francis – take your fucking private jet and masturbate in it, you have money – you have options. But that is a little too damn much there buddy. But hey, Joe Francis has never really been known for his humility.

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For more info on the story, hit up Radaronline

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It was bound to happen… First video emerges of Michael Jackson “still alive”

I’m as big of a conspiracy buff as anyone else, but the celebrity death stuff if just plain silly. Welcome to the land of Elvis and 2pac Michael. This video allegedly shows the king of pop exiting the same van that his dead body was placed in earlier.

Question is, Mulder and Skully – where are you when we need you?

For now i leave you with an image of Super Michael

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Kim Kardashian is OUT!

Ok there ass men, the latest Kim Kardashian club sighting happened at Madame Royale in LA. She was there with the usual large pseudo celebrity entourage, all eager to cock block your every move. So I lay down the challenge – first person (and that’s non celebrity) to break through the layers of Kim Kardashian’s entourage and handlers gets an awesome prize. That’s right I said it. Who is skilled enough and has enough game to  penetrate this circle? Who can weave through the sea of haters at the top clubs in America and walk away with quite possibly  the only girl in the world that resembles Jessica Rabbit?  If you can, you win an awesome  night on the town in NYC with me, complete with VIP service at your favorite club. The gauntlet has been thrown down!!!

Here’s a vid of Kim and her friends as they leave the establishment:

Ready, set, GO!

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Mel Gibson Being Mel Gibson – gets into scuffle at LA club

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Now look at that wonderful face, that’s just Mr Mad Max himself, Mel Gibson, right after a scuffle with an overzealous photographer at LA’s Playhouse. Come on guys, you KNOW you don’t piss off  Mad Max and get away with it! The photographer got a torn shirt and some pics for all his troubles. Here’s the damage:

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Here’s the funny thing though – Mel Gibson, what the hell were you doing taking your PREGNANT girlfriend out to a club. She’s PREGNANT!!! No uterus can handle that much bass being pumped.

Stay classy Mel.

UPDATE: according to TMZ, noone saw Mel Gibson rip up the guy’s shirt! Haha, this just gets weirder and weirder doesn’t it.

(SOURCE – TMZ – go there for developments)

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James Caan is a cool old man

James_CaanBOAYes ladies and gentlemen, do not adjust your monitors. This is 69 year old Hollywood legend James Caan (yes, THE James Caan of Sonny Corleone fame), leaving BOA in Los Angeles, looking like he is about to steal everyone’s women (just please avoid toll booths).

So remember people – when life has you down, when you feel like you’d rather be sitting alone at home on the couch eating ice cream than be out enjoying everything that life has to offer, look at this picture of a 69 year old man outside the club. It’s as if he was saying “Get off my red carpet, get off my lawn”.

We salute you James Caan!

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Tony Romo enjoys the single life at Key Club in LA

madromoTony Romo, fresh off his split with Jessica “Jinx my team” Simpson, was hanging out with some friends at Key Club in LA last night. There were beers, there were ladies, but the playoffs were nowhere in sight.  Go Giants. (Thanks to a reader for the pic)

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Lindsay Lohan rejected by Justin Timberlake, responds with lesbianism

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The new rule on this web site – when I don’t have a picture to accompany the story, i just google “<celeb name here> drunk”. Already got that gem of a picture of Paris Hilton, and this Lindsay Lohan shot is just to pro, and fitting with the story.

Long story short  - Justin Timberlake was partying at NYC nightspot Avenue recently, boozing it up like only a celebrity that can afford to get drunk on overpriced drinks can. He was reportedly bumping into people, attempting to breakdance, and otherwise behaving like it was a random Tuesday. That mating dance ritual attracted the eye of Lindsay Lohan, who was straight that day and attempted to join Justin. Mr Timberlake, however, realized that it was probably easier and more inconspicuous to cheat on Jessica Biel with some random brunette chick than Lindsey Lohan, got “cozy” with a random brunette chick, while rejecting Lindsay Lohan. Good for him, Lindsay Lohan definitely needs more people to start telling her no. ((SOURCE – my readers AND NY POST))

So what is a girl to do? Well, a girl of course! Yesterday Lindsay Lohan was partying at Villa in LA and ended the night by going to ex girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s house. Vid below:

So Lindsay – how about a movie? You know, those things you used to be in?

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Lindsay Lohan acting normal

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Lindsay Lohan partied at H Wood in LA yesterday, here are a few things:

  1. Why the fuck would you call a club H Wood in LA? Come on, there are way more original things you could have done. Or is that just a case of hipster irony?
  2. There were no reports of Lindsay Lohan killing anyone or giving anyone the clap or falling down. Could she have cleaned up her ways?
  3. Where’s the entourage?
  4. She sees what you did there

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