It appears that the Jersey Shore look is not only catching on, but catching on overseas, as a reader sent me this picture of Amy Winehouse post makeover.
And the funniest part of this whole thing – here is Amy Winehouse next to a black person.
When you are darker than a black person, you have officially used too much self tanner.
NOTE: these were emailed to me, so if you know the proper source, let me know and I can give them credit
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Seriously?
Ladies and Gentlemen, i present to you the most whipped man on the planet. He lives somewhere in London and this picture was taken on the London Underground recently. No other information is available.
Just looking at this makes me want to do some pushups. This is just so wrong.
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It must be good to have a revived career. Here is Mickey Rourke, still riding high off the Wrestler, and soon appearing in Iron Man 2 – is seen in London (Wellington Club, amongst others) with another 24 year old Russian model – Elena Kuletskaya. Thanks to my readers for the pic and info, and this girl definitely seems like she is enjoying the attention. See how Mickey is paying attention to her needs? And the only thing she can focus on is how to give an “I don’t give a damn, but keep looking” glare to the camera. Priceless.
So Mickey, why don’t you date women closer to your age?
Oh.
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It’s pictures like this that make my morning, the facial expressions say it all. On the left you have Jonah Hill, star of Superbad, and one of the funniest new people out there. But to the right, Elvis’ granddaughter and model Riley Keough. It seems like she has more pressing matters to attend to and is not too impressed with what mister Hill has to offer.
Thanks for my readers for submitting this gem, this was taken near Bijoux in London.
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Sure, David Hasselhoff faced extreme public embarrassment with his drunk burger video, and he hasn’t been relevant in at least 10 years, but he is definitely turning London into his own Baywatch Nights recently (minus solving terrible mysteries). He is seen here leaving Movida and on his way to Bungalow 8 with a much younger looking girl, without care in the world and a half open shirt, Miami douche style. We salute you David, the girl isn’t even slightly embarrassed to be with you.
Ok, i spoke a little too soon:-)
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Ok, there are some fashion trends that I understand, some that I don’t. The bug eye glasses, ok, fair, Ugg boots, ok, gotta keep your feet warm.
But now look at this picture of Misha Barton outside Bungalow 8 in London and I can only think of one thing – that Mugatu has chosen her to be the new face of his “Derelicte” campaign.
Sorry Zoolander, you’re cut
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It’s funny when hilarity ensues with celebrities. Case and point – Pete “Manscara” Wentz’s bar, Angels & Kings in NYC , got busted for serving minors and is now closed by the NYPD. I don’t know how long these things last, but I remember having a beer in my neighborhood bar a week ago and seeing obvious teenagers walk in with obvious fakes and get shown out pretty fast, so it cant freaking be that hard. (SOURCE)
Rihanna was partying at London spot Movida this weekend, getting her Marge Simpson on. I was never a fan of the “poof” in the first place, but lets hope this trend just got pushed to its limit and will quietly die out.
Eminem, usually making fun of everyone, got a dick in the face at the MTV movie awards. FACE!!!!!!! This kinda makes up for the fact that Twilight won just about every single award. Actually…. it does not, not at all.
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While the rest of us were eating delicious hot dogs, some American celebs were out in London this weekend. Unpatriotic or am I just an asshole?. BTW I really fucking love hot dogs.
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Yes yes!!!!!! I knew I had a feeling that USC standout Mark Sanchez will be a Jet, and wham – there we go!!!! Can’t wait for the season to start. Now, be on the lookout for this man to make many personal mistakes inside the hottest clubs lol. Just please remember NYC has very strict gun laws (caught, Plaxico, cough cough). Now lets see what else was hot:
General Stuff:
Be on the lookout for actors all over NYC due to the Tribeca Film Festival. And I’m not talking about the “I’m a triple thread model-singer-actress” type you meet every time you go out (who doesn’t have a job lol), I’m talking about legit “I do it for the love and challenge of acting” actors. For example – Greenhouse hosted a film premiere after party this past Sunday with Andy Garcia!!!! Andy Garcia’s acting >>>>> Lindsey Lohan’s acting. So keep checking up on the festival!
Saturday, April 25
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In the midst of the big update, first we get a little celeb roundup!
Thursday, April 16
Stat tuned.
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