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Is Paris Hilton’s boyfriend gonna have to choke a bitch? Yes

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Some Halloweens are just more fruitful than others. When partying in Los Angeles this weekend, Paris Hilton was doing her usual “spend 10 minutes at a party, 2 hours in a limo going to another party, 10 minutes at the next party” routine when shit just got real, and photographers were there to capture all the action, Apparently, after some random shouting, her boyfriend du jour threw her phone out the window, they started screaming at each other, and then he applies this maneuver. Now, I will never advocate violence against women, but Paris Hilton does not count, and besides – who is this guy? I remember hearing his name on Access Hollywood as Doug something something… i don’t know, it’s not important, so he doesn’t have a career that could potentially be ruined by that photograph, so rest east Doug.

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It’s all good. Now, rumor has it that Paris Hilton is set to record another album and go on tour, so expect this choking incident to be free publicity. I mean don’t get me wrong, but the amount of Rihanna songs on the radio quadrupled after Chris Brown messed her up. We are all fucked, America.

Thanks to my readers for the story/photos

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Paris rebounds fast, taints soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo

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Thanks to my readers for submitting this. MyHouse in LA was the setting of Paris Hilton’s QUICK rebound when she started hooking up with Portugese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo.

No matter how many celebutantes soccer players sleep with, I still think that soccer wont be big in the USA. But it’s cool Ronaldo, there’s always the newly straight Lindsay Lohan and newly single Rihanna. Sleep with enough and you’ll be a star…. maybe.

I still haven’t seen a single New York Red Bull game lol.

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Sorry.

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Paris Hilton dumps boyfriend. Get the booze and condoms ready

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Multiple sources are reporting that Paris Hilton and boyfriend (looking it up now on google, who the hell is this guy…) Doug Reinharddt are now officially  broken up after a huge fight at The Darkroom in LA last night. She reportedly locked him out of her gated mansion and will probably probably engage in her already mastered breakup ritual.

Let’s revue it shall we:

  1. Break up with boyfriend
  2. Cry about it for about 10 minutes
  3. Drink her weight worth in booze
  4. Show her vagina
  5. Have it penetrated by a D list celebrity who you havent heard from in a while.

So, who haven’t we heard from recently? Hmm…. I searched “washed up reality star” on google and came up with the perfect answer. The one man that can turn Paris Hilton into a disciplined respected young lady and give her all the lovin she needs:

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Looks like Paris’ love life is about to be… under siege.

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Sightings from my readers

kate-hudson-bikiniAah, a celebrity bikini picture, a sure fire way to spike readership:-) . Here are some of the reader submitted sightings this week.

  • Monday Kate Hudson was spotted at Avenue in NYC
  • Paris Hilton was spotted at 1Oak and Avenue in NYC on Tuesday (I’ve been looking for a new Tuesday place, my lovely Tuesday open bar is now way too crowded to enjoy the free beverages)
  • Wednesday Busta Rhymes and Kid Cudi had a surprise impromptu (thanks spell check^_^) performance at 1Oak in NYC to the delight of the audience. I think “Day and Night” has almost reached that level that Eminem’s “Lose Yourself” did a few years ago where everyone from every walk of life could relate to it.

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Memorial Weekend In London

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While the rest of us were eating delicious hot dogs, some American celebs were out in London this weekend. Unpatriotic or am I just an asshole?. BTW I really fucking love hot dogs.

  • Beyonce And Jay-Z were spotted in London going from club to club to club. While not a traditional way to spend Memorial Day weekend, I’m guessing the people at Bungalow 8, Movida and Fifty Casino didn’t care too much about that. Thanks for an English reader for the submission and we will get more pics from there soon!.
  • Paris Hilton was also spotted in London at club Volstead, which is located on Swallow St…… touche London, touche (SOURCE)

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Yo Dawg I heard You like debt

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Several huge sightings in the last few days, gotta report on them all

Thursday, April 23

  • Yo dawg i heard you like debt so we put a debt on your debt so you can owe mortgage payments while you owe the IRS. X-Zibit was partying at ROK nightclub in Vegas (thanks for the pic sent in by a reader), seemingly unaware that he owes 20Gs on his mortgage and about 500 Gs on his taxes, because he was rocking a NICE necklace and a NICE watch. Please MTV, we need more Pimp my Ride, save X-Zibit and save us all!!!!
  • As reported yesterday, there was a HUGE pre-draft party held at M2 in NYC. Besides the expected Kim Kardashian and Vernon Davis, the party also saw Andrienne Bailon, NFL hopefuls and current players, and even Mr Prime Time himself – Deion fucking Sanders!!!!!!

Wednesday, April 22

  • If M2 is the celebrity hot spot in NYC, then MyHouse in LA is fast becoming its west coast equivalent. US Weekly held their “Hot Hollywood” party there this past Wednesday, and boy did the celebrities turn out. Paris Hilton, Lauren Conrad, pretty much the entire cast of Dancing with the Stars, Fergie, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian, Perez Hilton, Holly Madison, Tila Tequila, Eliza Dushku, etc…… Yes, that sounds like a pretty damn good time, wish i was there handing out business cards (SOURCE)

Tuesday, April 21

  • Rapper Joe Budden partied in Cain in NYC. Sure this guy has been laying low for a while, but the man was in Def Jam Vendetta, and anyone that has been turned into an ass kicking video game version of themselves is cool by me.

And Now, to close this post properly:

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April 6 – Club Media Blitz

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Thanks to my crack team of promoters, as well as the Internet, I can bring you the newest series of updates.

Before I do, I’d like to mention that I’m moving to the upper east side this weekend (NYC for those not in the know lol), and whenever I go there, I see more young people there than I can imagine, and yet I don’t hear of any night clubs there. Oh well, it’s easier to meet girls in bars over clubs anyway:-D. On to the update:

Sunday, April 6

Saturday, April 4

  • Paris Hilton and her boyfriend du jour were spotted leaving My House in LA. My House advertises itself as an “upscale house party” – WHY THE HELL HASN’T THIS BEEN DONE SOMEWHERE ELSE??? Although it would be fun to see it inside, I’m not an LA person, readers, can you help me out? (SOURCEl)

Thursday, April 2

  • Adrienne Bailon and LA Reid were amongst the people partying at Greenhouse in NYC for Grace Miguel’s birthday party. Greenhouse is becoming quite the hot spot, it’s only a matter of time till Andy Dick shows up and ruins it for everyone lol. (Source)
  • Cassie was one of the people attending and FunkMaster Flex was one of the people performing at Imperial’s “Home Cooking Thursdays” in NYC. This place is straight out of a movie, highly recommended (SOURCE – And check out the pic above, courtesy of clutchmagonline.com)
  • A little birdie (ok, not a birdie, one of my readers lol) told me that Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo were spotted at Pink Elephant in New York City. This is my favorite love/hate Hollywood couple – he reminds me of 12 pack from I Love New York, and she was accepted to my alma matter, Georgia Tech, but had to be all stiff and win Miss Teen USA.
  • Jay-Z was in M2 in NYC (as well as all over my facebook inbox).  This is the second Jay-Z sighting at this place, pattern anyone?

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March 29 Club Media Blitz

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I am so unbelievably upset – my ankle swelled up to the size of….. well, a really swollen ankle -so now I am grounded for the entire weekend.  If only Xzibit can roll through and pimp out a wheel chair for me I’d be in business.

Friday, March 27

Thursday, March 26

  • Rihanna continues her cycle ((Let’s see if i can remember: Relationship, breakup emo, party hard and sex a lot, look for relationship)). Glad to see her in the party hard and sex a lot stage, continuing in Les Deux in Hollywood. (SOURCE)

Saturday, March 21

  • Kevin Federline with friends (including LeBron James), Celebrated his birthday at Greenhouse in NYC. I really should have put this up sooner, but last Friday was just waaay to awesome, so I was busy nursing a hangover and watching VH1:-)(Source is HERE)

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March 10 – Club Media Blitz

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This weekend I’m going to my very first wedding of a friend, with a few extra nights to enjoy Tampa Bay and its Ybor City club district. Last time I was there – I was 17 years old and too fresh faced and adorable to have a fake id.

However now I am over 21 and with a NYC bred fashion sense, I will be unstoppable:-)

Anyway, here are come recent celebrity sightings:

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  • Paris Hilton parties in Body English in Vegas for her birthday, which was about a month ago or something, but good for her that she is still celebrating (See the very classy flier on the top of the page:-))

March 6

  • Emma Watson was spotted leaving Bungalow 8 in London with a makeshift tattoo on herself that said “be Emma”. This post would have been creepy about two years ago, but now its a-ok:-) (Source)

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February 13 – Club Media Blitz

Here are some of the celeb nightlife sightings, thanks to our friends in the media (with proper links for more pictures of course), from Vegas, London and Hollywood!!!:

Thursday, February 12

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