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Lindsay Lohan gets pissed for being asked to pay her booze bill

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This weekend Lindsay Lohan learned a very important lesson – that money doesn’t grow on trees and that bills need to be paid. took her long enough.

Lindsay was partying at Crown Bar in LA and allegedly stormed into the kitchen, grabbed two bottles of champagne, and then was completely in shock when asked to pay for them. According to People magazine, she had to call a friend to get her credit card information (doesn’t she just have one in her purse), and was completely in tears outside, screaming that “she never pays for drinks, this is ridiculous”.

Here’s the question – if it is true that even though Lindsay Lohan has lots of money, she is still a bottle rat at the cubs – who pays for her shit??? See, this is an upside of the recession – people are getting smarter with their money, so of course the bottle rat population is mad at these developments.

NOTE: I relish every single chance to run the photo above

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Diddy, no pants, no pants

See, this is how I like to see a celebrity roll – no pants in the club and not giving a fuck.

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So there you go ladies and gentlemen. Is this supposed to be some sort of message about how men shouldn’t sag their pants too low? Were’ Diddy’s pants constricting? Is he trying to produce a faster version of his show “I wanna work for diddy” in a casting couch situation? Who knows.

The whole thing went down at Quo in NYC. Picture courtesy of Eddy Shades – photographer and promoter at http://eddyshades.freshparties.com/ Go to his parties and you’ll prolly end up with a once in a lifetime celeb pic:-)

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Kim Kardashian dresses up like a hot Disnet Princess – to her sisters 14th birthday party

first of all, we can all agree on this – the following picture is hot.

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Yes, that’s Kim Kardashian as Jasmine from Disney’s Aladdin. Ok gentlemen, I’ll let things settle. Ok good to go? Great.

As hot as this outfit was, as well as the snow white outfit she also wore that night – what wasn’t hot was the fact that she was at her little sister’s 14th birthday party. Something tells me that at this party Kim wasn’t encouraging her sister and her 14 year old friends that they should go to college and become scientists.

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Nope, doesn’t look like science to me. Let’s take another look.

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Nope, can’t see it anywhere. Oh, and to make sure that I’m not making this shit up, head on over to Kim Kardashian’s official web site so you can see more pics, plus the story behind everything. Kendall Kardashian – please please please prove me wrong. Grow up into a scientist.

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Is Paris Hilton’s boyfriend gonna have to choke a bitch? Yes

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Some Halloweens are just more fruitful than others. When partying in Los Angeles this weekend, Paris Hilton was doing her usual “spend 10 minutes at a party, 2 hours in a limo going to another party, 10 minutes at the next party” routine when shit just got real, and photographers were there to capture all the action, Apparently, after some random shouting, her boyfriend du jour threw her phone out the window, they started screaming at each other, and then he applies this maneuver. Now, I will never advocate violence against women, but Paris Hilton does not count, and besides – who is this guy? I remember hearing his name on Access Hollywood as Doug something something… i don’t know, it’s not important, so he doesn’t have a career that could potentially be ruined by that photograph, so rest east Doug.

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It’s all good. Now, rumor has it that Paris Hilton is set to record another album and go on tour, so expect this choking incident to be free publicity. I mean don’t get me wrong, but the amount of Rihanna songs on the radio quadrupled after Chris Brown messed her up. We are all fucked, America.

Thanks to my readers for the story/photos

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Heidi Montag and that other guy dress up like Jon and Kate Gosselin. My Face explodes

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This is almost like a bad childrens joke. “What do you get when you cross some attention whores with some attention whores”. You get this outfit.

Although I must give Heidi and that other guy credit, they do pay attention to the details – from the camera people following them, to the over the top Ed Hardy tshirts, this outfit is done pretty damn well.It manages to effectively combine my rage at both of these couples into one easily manageable ball or rage.

So yeah, everyone go out there and have a Happy Halloween, and take care of your kids if you got em.  And thanks again to my awesome readers for sending me these pics. More pics below. (more…)

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Lindsay Lohan shows us the dangers of drugs

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In by far the greatest before and after picture ever, Lindsay Lohan shows us why you shouldn’t do drugs ladies and gentlemen.

Oh, 2004, the year that guilt tripped us into Christianity with Passion of the Christ, same sex marriage becomes legal in Massachussets, The New York Times admits its fuckups, Jim McGreevey does some gay stuff, and Lindsay Lohan is the adorable freckled red haired girl we all wanted.

The only good thing out of this is the Yankees failed against the Red Sox in the playoffs that year, but since Lilo is the opposite of what she was back then, that means the yanks are gonna win. Go Yankees!

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Dennis Rodman doesn’t forget his wrestling days – powerbombs a girl in a club

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Dennis Rodman just cannot seem to let his wrestling days go! One minute, he’s hanging out at a club with what seems to be a very good-natured young lady having an intellectually stimulating discussion about the political turmoil in Iran. The next he is powerbombing her. What can I saw, when you keep such amazing company, as shown in the picture below, it’s hard to let the good old days go.

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Godspeed Dennis Rodman. It’s still real to him dammit.

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Aubrey O’Day hasn’t been in the spotlight for a while. So she shows her ass

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You know what? I am honestly starting to think that all these Hollywood chicks are secret geniuses.  Aubrey O’Day (you know, the good one from Diddy’s making the Band part 3211) is busy promoting a show at the Planet Hollywood Resort and Casinoin Vegas, and she is doing this by wearing as little as possible and letting people see that on her twitter page. And even though I have no intention of being in Vegas anytime soon (my July trip wore me the fuck out), I am now on her twitter page, paying attention to what she does, and I can never turn down a chance to check out an ass.

And I am not alone, she has over 150 000 followers, while I’m scraping by with a little over 1000. Maybe I should show my ass in a thong once. So I honor your request Aubrey, by giving your ass the attention it craves by posting more pics. Also, boobs.

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Rapper DMX to become Mixed Martial Arts Fighter

I absolutely wish I was joking

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Rapper DMX (you know, the guy famous for his aggressive lyrics and barking on his tracks, till he stopped rapping and just started getting arrested a lot) will be making his Mixed Martial Arts debut December 12. The bout will be part of the Alabama Pride event for Thunder Promotions, and will be headlined by MMA “superstars” Butterbean and Tank Abbott (the quotes there were quite necessary).

Now, here is the the fun part – DMX’s opponent, Eric Martinez (according to fiveouncesofpain) is the CEO of Powermoves Entertainment and has done business with DMX in the past. So it seems that they likely had a business dispute and instead of resolving it like gentlemen, they will fight it out in a cage. Brilliant.

Part of me really really wants to see this event, because of the awesome video game from years ago – Def Jam Vendetta - aka super rap fighter 2, and the fact that DMX was hands down the cheapest character in that game (in a fighting game where every single part of your body had its own health bar, 95% of his attacks were to the head, and 80% were head submissions, so if you use DMX, the other guy will tap out almost every time).

Now, let’s see if DMX can summon the power of his Def Jam Vendetta alter ego and make Eric Martinez tap out, to show him how real CEOs do.

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Cast of The Hills makes way too much money. Scientists, engineers, teachers, good people of society, please look away.

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Yes, I constantly make fun of celebrities. Yes, we all know that the stars get paid waay too much. But I just got a hold of an article that describes how much the stars of the Hills are making per episode. And it is simply astonishing. As a person that has graduated from a school that specializes in science and engineering, it’s sickening to see these shallow, vapid (or, when you think about it, brilliant) people making loads more money than the people that are just sheer geniuses, that are working on curing diseases, making everyday life easier, enriching the world. Here are the figures (thanks to thedailybeast for the numbers )

  • Kristin Cavallari – $90,000 per episode
  • Lauren Conrad $125,000 per episode
  • Audrina Patridge, Lauren Bosworth, Heidi Montag – $100, 000 per episode
  • Spencer Pratt – $65,000 per episode
  • Brody Jenner – $45, 000 per episode

TheDailybeast also figures in other factors – promotional appearances, which can net a person about $30,000 for about two hours worth of showing up. And remember that Playboy issue with Heidi Montag where she wasn’t even courteous enough to get nude? That got her $375,000 in royalties. And that’s WITH the fact that the show’s ratings have been declining.

Now, let’s compare that to the top jobs, by major, for new college grads (thanks to an article on CNN.com):

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That’s per year folks. The best and brightest kids that America has to offer, our new generation of  leaders in science and engineering (and all roughly the same age ass the hills cast), make less in a YEAR than these people do per episode.

Now, what to do…

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