Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend box office results are in! And Jennifer’s Body, the Megan Fox movie where she plays a sexy demon or something, finished in 5th place. 5th place, on the opening weekend!!!! That’s adorable, Megan Fox, thinking you can be a legitimate lead actress in a movie written by a stripper that got really, really, really lucky once (Diablo Cody of Juno fame).

Now, let’s take a look at the full weekend box office (courtesy of BoxofficeMojo):

1. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (haha Megan Fox got beat by the single worst sounding childrens movie of all time) – 30 Million
2. The Informant (not gonna front this movie looks awesome) – 10.5 Million
3. Tyler Perry’s same shit (on its second week,with a 57% drop off!) – 10 Million
4. Love Happens (aka Two Face is Tony Robbins) – 8.4 Million
5. Jennifer’s Body – 6.8 Million….. lol

So there you go, Megan Fox’s first attempt at a leading role didn’t do so well, but, I hear Michael Bay has a Ferrari that needs washing. But, in all fairness, this gives me the opportunity to run some hot Megan Fox pics, and everyone loves those.

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“Flowergate” takes another interesting turn as Kodak put up $5000 to the person that can correctly identify the kid in the picture, according to Gawker, so they can fly the kid out to meet Megan Fox so he could finally give her a flowr.

After about a good day of looking around, he was identified by one of their readers on Facebook – and now hopefully the Kodak people can get in touch with the kid and make his Megan Fox dream come true. As proof, they even put up facebook pics of the kid:

Wow, so apparently this kid is a pro when it comes to getting his picture taken with celebrities – there’s a Jonas Brothers pic, there’s a Lady Gaga pic, heck, maybe when he gets older he can work for me and bring me plenty of pictures of the stars at clubs.

Speaking of Megan Fox, I just saw Transformers last night, and I absolutely loved it, it really felt like a throwback to the explosion and testosterone filled simple action movies of the 80s and early 90s. Yes, Michael Bay is extremely over  the top (did you see the college that kid goes to? Apparently to get in as a female you need to be a model and always wear daisy dukes or short skirts). That’s whats missing from movies today – sheer unapologetic explosions, and if you don’t like it – go home and watch Elizabethtown or something.

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Remember this picture? of course you do, it was absolutely hilarious. Now, thanks to Collider.com, Megan Fox finally addresses the kid in the picture. Vid below:

The funny thing is that the way Megan Fox has been acting, I’m surprised that she didn’t offer to take the kids virginity or fart on him or get a tat of him on her arm (I mean seriously, she has a tattoo dedicated to Brian Austin Greene – more on her antics HERE). I still think however, that she should at least take the kid to prom, that would be an awesome bit of publicity, especially considering that Megan Fox hasn’t really beed doing anything worthwhile outside of Transformers. Speaking of which where has Misha Barton been since she left the OC? Exactly…

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A reader sent me this pic in response to yesterday’s post about Megan Fox. Sure, on the surface she is smiling, but look at her, she’d rather be somewhere else, and the awesomeness that is Shia LaBeouf knows that something is up (or he just needs to use the restroom). It’s ok though, this kid is happier than yesterday’s flower kid.

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A friend of mine just sent me this amazing Photoshop pic of Megan Fox and the kid that tried to give her a flower. So what if the roles were reversed? Why, hilarity would ensue. Trying to find more photoshops as we speak.

EDIT: found another one

EDIT: one more!!!!!

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Saw this on a message board today, and just HAD to post it. Is this how Megan Fox treats her nice fans? Let’s hope not. This is taken from one of the many overseas tours of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Her face is pretty priceless. You can just feel her saying “eeeeeew, normies”.

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