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Kim Kardashian dresses up like a hot Disnet Princess – to her sisters 14th birthday party

first of all, we can all agree on this – the following picture is hot.

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Yes, that’s Kim Kardashian as Jasmine from Disney’s Aladdin. Ok gentlemen, I’ll let things settle. Ok good to go? Great.

As hot as this outfit was, as well as the snow white outfit she also wore that night – what wasn’t hot was the fact that she was at her little sister’s 14th birthday party. Something tells me that at this party Kim wasn’t encouraging her sister and her 14 year old friends that they should go to college and become scientists.

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Nope, doesn’t look like science to me. Let’s take another look.

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Nope, can’t see it anywhere. Oh, and to make sure that I’m not making this shit up, head on over to Kim Kardashian’s official web site so you can see more pics, plus the story behind everything. Kendall Kardashian – please please please prove me wrong. Grow up into a scientist.

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Kim Kardashian – Photoshop = meh….

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Yes, we all know photoshop helps enhance a person’s appearance…. and we all know that makeup helps enhance a person’s appearance, but MediaTakeOut.com posted this image of Kim Kardashian looking really, really, really sloppy at a recent photoshoot. Unfortunately, because of the way the internet works, they will now be spread super fast. Woops

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Kim Kardashian is OUT!

Ok there ass men, the latest Kim Kardashian club sighting happened at Madame Royale in LA. She was there with the usual large pseudo celebrity entourage, all eager to cock block your every move. So I lay down the challenge – first person (and that’s non celebrity) to break through the layers of Kim Kardashian’s entourage and handlers gets an awesome prize. That’s right I said it. Who is skilled enough and has enough game to  penetrate this circle? Who can weave through the sea of haters at the top clubs in America and walk away with quite possibly  the only girl in the world that resembles Jessica Rabbit?  If you can, you win an awesome  night on the town in NYC with me, complete with VIP service at your favorite club. The gauntlet has been thrown down!!!

Here’s a vid of Kim and her friends as they leave the establishment:

Ready, set, GO!

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Ass men of the world rejoice, Kim Kardashian is single

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According to US Weekly, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have officially parted ways.  According to the article:

“Nobody cheated,” a source close to the couple says. “This is just a case of conflicting schedules and their lives going in different directions.” It was a totally mutual decision,” continues the source.

Kim Kardashian is a smart woman when it comes to her hookups. First she shot off to fame with the sex tape with Ray J, then she dated Reggie Bush and thanks to his football training advice has been getting into better and better shape while still maintaining that large ass that made her a star. Now, who’s next? A possible acting or musical career? Star Trek’s Chris Pine and rapper Asher Roth seen twiddling their fingers, whispering “excellent”.

But it’s all good Reggie, you had a good run, let’s relive the memory one last time shall we?

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We salute you Reggie.

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Yo Dawg I heard You like debt

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Several huge sightings in the last few days, gotta report on them all

Thursday, April 23

  • Yo dawg i heard you like debt so we put a debt on your debt so you can owe mortgage payments while you owe the IRS. X-Zibit was partying at ROK nightclub in Vegas (thanks for the pic sent in by a reader), seemingly unaware that he owes 20Gs on his mortgage and about 500 Gs on his taxes, because he was rocking a NICE necklace and a NICE watch. Please MTV, we need more Pimp my Ride, save X-Zibit and save us all!!!!
  • As reported yesterday, there was a HUGE pre-draft party held at M2 in NYC. Besides the expected Kim Kardashian and Vernon Davis, the party also saw Andrienne Bailon, NFL hopefuls and current players, and even Mr Prime Time himself – Deion fucking Sanders!!!!!!

Wednesday, April 22

  • If M2 is the celebrity hot spot in NYC, then MyHouse in LA is fast becoming its west coast equivalent. US Weekly held their “Hot Hollywood” party there this past Wednesday, and boy did the celebrities turn out. Paris Hilton, Lauren Conrad, pretty much the entire cast of Dancing with the Stars, Fergie, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian, Perez Hilton, Holly Madison, Tila Tequila, Eliza Dushku, etc…… Yes, that sounds like a pretty damn good time, wish i was there handing out business cards (SOURCE)

Tuesday, April 21

  • Rapper Joe Budden partied in Cain in NYC. Sure this guy has been laying low for a while, but the man was in Def Jam Vendetta, and anyone that has been turned into an ass kicking video game version of themselves is cool by me.

And Now, to close this post properly:

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Kim Kardashian and Vernon Davis Host a NFL Draft party this Thursday at M2

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How long does it take to recover from a really really bad sunburn? well, If you’re Kim Kardashian, you’re hoping that the answer is “not too long”, as she prepares to host a party at M2 in NYC this Thursday night in honor of the NFL Draft with 49ers tight end Vernon Davis. Don’t know about Vernon Davis? Well fire up a game of Madden, pick the niners and realize that he is the Tight End with the highest speed rating in the game, score touchdowns, gloat, etc.

M2 is once again proving itself to be the celebrity sighting hot spot in NYC, who knows what random people will show up. ((I will laugh my ass off if Mark Sanchez shows up, media hints anyone??)). Expect the usual attractions of M2 – lots of dance space, lots of pretty girls, and lots of randomness.

How to get in:

This party is brought to you by Adam Glove, probably one of the best promoters I have met so far. Anywhere he’s hosting a party, you can expect to get inside just by mentioning his name at the door. I have done this 5-6 times so far at different clubs without failure. He has his own web site, an army of sub promoters, and even personal assistants – this dude is for real. To contact him:

Adam Glove -310-971-3346 You can visit his Facebook group page or Company Website

Or just go to the event’s facebook page at http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=206808715007

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April 20 – Kim Kardashian gets baked

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Because of the fact that there was a huge  celebrity filled music festival this past weekend in California, a lot of celebrities decided to attend that and keep up with more human schedules this weekend (or just smoke a lot of pot). Either way, outside of Tommy Lee in M2, there was nothing major to report (celebs love their weed).

Kim Kardashian, however, didn’t get the memo on what it means to get baked, and just fell asleep while tanning and woke up with a killer sunburn. Come on, we all just lol-ed a little bit. ((SOURCE – Kim Kardashian’s official blog))

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April 13 – Club Media Blitz

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Back for another round of updates. I just finished moving to uptown-ish NYC and I mist say I am in LOVE with the neighborhood. There are so many bars, Chinese restaurants and combinations of the two out there. Plus, apparently Justin Timberlake’s BBQ spot is really close, and they have a special event Wednesday. I’ll post more info on that later, but I like where this is going:-). Now, on to the latest sightings:

Saturday, April 11

  • Nicky Hilton was performing hosting duties at Prive in Vegas. Wow, Vegas seems like it’s celebrity nightlife scene isn’t very deep, so you’re most likely gonna be in a lot of luck if you wanna see the stars. Good news for me since I’m taking a trip there in July (SOURCE)
  • Kim Kardashian was over in Hollywood, Florida at the Seminole Hard Rock and Casino with Reggie Bush. Second time I’ve featured that city, second time it’s been the same place. Anything else to do there? Where’s your tourism and commerce board at? (SOURCE)
  • One of my readers said that they spotted Vince Carter at M2 AGAIN this past Saturday in NYC. It’s a pretty safe bet that it’s where he hangs put unless there’s a road game. (My Saturday M2 promoter Matvey informed me of this, check him out at my M2 review page)

Friday, April 10th

  • A double shot of good news for Vin Diesel – it’s his first time on my site, AND he just signed up for another Fast and Furious movie. He seemed a pretty happy guy coming out of Guy’s Nightclub in Hollywood. (SOURCE)

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March 29 Club Media Blitz

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I am so unbelievably upset – my ankle swelled up to the size of….. well, a really swollen ankle -so now I am grounded for the entire weekend.  If only Xzibit can roll through and pimp out a wheel chair for me I’d be in business.

Friday, March 27

Thursday, March 26

  • Rihanna continues her cycle ((Let’s see if i can remember: Relationship, breakup emo, party hard and sex a lot, look for relationship)). Glad to see her in the party hard and sex a lot stage, continuing in Les Deux in Hollywood. (SOURCE)

Saturday, March 21

  • Kevin Federline with friends (including LeBron James), Celebrated his birthday at Greenhouse in NYC. I really should have put this up sooner, but last Friday was just waaay to awesome, so I was busy nursing a hangover and watching VH1:-)(Source is HERE)

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