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Kanye West responds to Partick Swayze’s death

I’m gonna feel like shit for posting this but here goes:

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Yes, so that is how Kanye West responds to Patrick Swayze’s death.  But not to be outdone, Chris Brown responds to Kanye West:

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I’m going directly to hell.

And for the finish, the ultimate interrupt:

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EDIT: why not, more pics

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Kanye West pre drinking the VMAs

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And here is a picture of Kanye West from last night pre  drinking the VMA’s. Yes, that is a bottle of Hennessy he’s chugging as he prepares to reach new levels of dbag-dom.

Well, not only is Kanye a douchebag, but he apparently needs lots of liquid courage to be a douchebag.

This photo was taken from facebook, so please let me know who to give appropriate credit to!


Shout out to Buzznet for the amazing video. Also, Kanye had a penis shaved into his head. But we already knew that.

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The reason Kanye West was acting like a dick

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Just got word from my friend Tionna Smalls, who has an MTV connect :

ok so my close mtv friend just revealed to me that kanye was acting like a dick all night…going into the aisles, smacking amber roses ass all night…letting others smack her ass…yeah i say kanye is on that cocaine…yes impluses like that…coke and rum…he was drinking hard body too…

Also. Fish sticks.

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Also, Kanye posted a reply on his own blog:

I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD’VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE’S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE’S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE … WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY VERY TALENTED!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

Also, this:

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Kanye West interrupts Obama’s healthcare speech

And the mashups begin:

But since Obama is not a 19 year old girl, he knows how to play it cool.

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Fuck yes, Obama

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Video of Kanye West interrupting Taylor Swift’s VMA acceptance

Here it is, the video of Kanye West interrupting Taylor Swift’s VMA acceptance speech.

Dear Kanye, grow up, holy shit. Single Ladies was trash. As i said in my previous post:

I hate to burst your bubble, but Single Ladies had to be the single most over hyped over played song and video in recent memory. “Oh, let’s pressure men into marriage, that sounds great”.  I heard it every 15 minutes between my road trip to philly to NYC.

Kanye West – racism isnt responsible for you beinng a douchebag.

Also I hear you like fish sticks.
EDITKaty Perry’s twitter reply was fantastic – FUCK U KANYE. IT’S LIKE U STEPPED 0N A KITTEN.

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Edit: beyonce is classy, as shitty as her song was

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Kanye West and Amber “Not sure if want” Rose hit up the Grifffin in NYC

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Thanks to my awesome readers, we get to see Amber “Not Sure if want” Rose again.  This time, she  was hanging with Kanye West  (not  a broke nigga mind you), and Russell Simmons at the Griffin in NYC.

Random contact  lenses, short hair, and a silver unitard that looks like something a scientist from a sci fi movie set in  the distant future would wear, Miss Rose once again lives up to her “Not Sure if want” status. Man, she sure is making a name for herself nowadays.

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Soon enough expect a reality show, probably on VH1, since they are looking for something to replace Meghan wants a Millionaire.

And I almost forgot, we can’t have an Amber Rose post without this little guy:

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Kanye West modestly declares himself the new king of pop

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Boy Kanye West, you sure are a generous man. According to numerous sources, Kanye West released a press release declaring himself the new King of Pop. Well, he certainly isn’t the new king of modesty.

“You know everyone loves and respects Michael but times change. It’s so sad to see Michael gone but it makes a path for a new King of Pop and I’m willing to take that on. There’s nobody who can match me in sales and in respect so it only makes sense for me to take over Michael’s crown and become the new King. First there was Elvis, then there was Michael, now in the 21st century its Kanye’s time to rule. I have nothing but respect for Michael but someone needs to pick up where he left off and there’s nobody better than me to do that. I am the new King of Pop.”

Too soon Kanye, too soon. He also reportidly tried to get the Jackson family’s permission to use the name. They did not respond because they were, you know, IN MOURNING. Now go cut yourself a slice of humble pie Kanye and come back when your records are quadruple diamond.

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Kanye, Wilmer Valderrama + others at Greenhouse. Wilmer is the new Ponch!

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Kanye West was hosting a party yesterday at Greenhouse in NYC, fresh from his split with that bald thing, and had several celebrity guests in attendance, including Will.i.am, Brittany Snow and Wilmer Valderrama. Thanks for my readers for sending me the pic!!!

Wilmer, while sleeping around, is apparently going to play Ponch in the CHiPs movie (according to his Wikipedia page). Let me say that it is the most perfectly cast role in the history of perfectly cast roles.  I mean just freaking LOOK!!!

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Madonna and Kanye pack M2, Kristin Cavallari is a safe driver (not)

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Madonna and Kanye West were in M2 in NYC yesterday, making it pretty much impossible for people to get  in once the clock struck 1-ish (I should know, I was there).  There was also an interesting performance by Ron Browz and Jim Jones…. however a few random girls I talked to said “haaaaaaaay, i know that song, but whats that guys name again?”. I can’t hate though, that’s more fame than I have:-)

BTW – if you want to go to M2 Ultra Lounge on Saturdays in NYC, for a set, no BS price of $20 for dudes and free for girls, AND go to the spectacular VIP section, email me:-)

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This picture of Kristen Cavallari and a random friend of hers getting into a car after leaving Bar Deluxe in LA really has me asking…. is Kristen REALLY sober enough to drive? I mean who here has ever gone out to a awesome club and not have at least a few drinks (especially when random people give them to you because youre a celebrity)  Watch out LA commuters!

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TriBeCa Film Festival – the stars show their emo side

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Surprised Kanye is surprised in this random picture taken of him last night at the TriBeCa film festival opening celebration (along with Bono, Ivanka Trump, Christopher Walken and others). The  festival officially kicked off yesterday, and will continue till May 3. Expect random celebrity sightings at movie theaters, galas that don’t make sense, and celebrities hitting up your favorite clubs to wind down (and perhaps somewhere in there, a Hollywood superstar taking a pay cut to make something unique and non-formulaic).

Be sure to visit the official site at http://www.tribecafilm.com. I’ve only heard of a couple of movies that are noteworthy, and festivals are pretty famous for putting up terrible garbage in the name of art, so be sure to at least watch the trailers before you go:-).

Let me know if you run across a gem and I’ll definitely go check it out. The hype looking movies so far:

  • The Yodok Stories
  • The Girlfriend Experience
  • Newsmakers

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