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Heidi Montag and that other guy dress up like Jon and Kate Gosselin. My Face explodes

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This is almost like a bad childrens joke. “What do you get when you cross some attention whores with some attention whores”. You get this outfit.

Although I must give Heidi and that other guy credit, they do pay attention to the details – from the camera people following them, to the over the top Ed Hardy tshirts, this outfit is done pretty damn well.It manages to effectively combine my rage at both of these couples into one easily manageable ball or rage.

So yeah, everyone go out there and have a Happy Halloween, and take care of your kids if you got em.  And thanks again to my awesome readers for sending me these pics. More pics below. (more…)

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Cast of The Hills makes way too much money. Scientists, engineers, teachers, good people of society, please look away.

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Yes, I constantly make fun of celebrities. Yes, we all know that the stars get paid waay too much. But I just got a hold of an article that describes how much the stars of the Hills are making per episode. And it is simply astonishing. As a person that has graduated from a school that specializes in science and engineering, it’s sickening to see these shallow, vapid (or, when you think about it, brilliant) people making loads more money than the people that are just sheer geniuses, that are working on curing diseases, making everyday life easier, enriching the world. Here are the figures (thanks to thedailybeast for the numbers )

  • Kristin Cavallari – $90,000 per episode
  • Lauren Conrad $125,000 per episode
  • Audrina Patridge, Lauren Bosworth, Heidi Montag – $100, 000 per episode
  • Spencer Pratt – $65,000 per episode
  • Brody Jenner – $45, 000 per episode

TheDailybeast also figures in other factors – promotional appearances, which can net a person about $30,000 for about two hours worth of showing up. And remember that Playboy issue with Heidi Montag where she wasn’t even courteous enough to get nude? That got her $375,000 in royalties. And that’s WITH the fact that the show’s ratings have been declining.

Now, let’s compare that to the top jobs, by major, for new college grads (thanks to an article on CNN.com):

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That’s per year folks. The best and brightest kids that America has to offer, our new generation of  leaders in science and engineering (and all roughly the same age ass the hills cast), make less in a YEAR than these people do per episode.

Now, what to do…

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Heidi Montag’s Playboy cover is exactly how I expected it

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So Heidi Montag, fresh from her Playboy cover unveiling, once again proves two things – she is a dirty dirty girl (either that or that is some seriously bad fake tanner splat) and a turbo tease, since she actually didn’t get naked for the issue.

Usually, when a person graces the cover of Playboy and doesn’t take it off, they have a particular talent and following that makes up for the fact that they refuse to get nude (with Jessica Alba’s turbo hotness and Olivia Munn’s knowledge of all things game and intenret related).

But Heidi Montag had no such attribute.Damn it, get nude!

Oh well, anything to run this pic again:

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The people at E! apparently read my blog

Check this out – right when my article comes out, E! announces a poll on stoppong the reporting on Heidi Montag and that guy:

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b129655_should_be_speidi-free_zone_you_make_call.html

Is this win? I think it is. God bless you E! now give us more great True Hollywood Stories!!!

And now for the gratuidous bikini pic sure to triple my hits

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Twitter really doesnt like Heidi Montag and that dude

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“What does Speidi think about the situation in Iran”, I think that sums up this post quite perfectly. While twitter is being heralded as the saving grace and he voice of the people in Iran, it’s also an outlet for really hilarious and angry comments. Sure, Heidi Montag is pretty worthless, but this does make for hilarious television. And twitter really hates Heidi Montag

I just looked at Larry King’s site and he has the freaking Jonas Brothers on Thursday…. Some would call Larry crazy for dumbing down his show like that, I personally call him a genius – we hate, we watch TO hate, and the little kids that love this shit watch as well.

More hilarious twitter pics below:

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February 18 – Club Media Blitz

More stuff from around the Internet, enjoy!!!

Tuesday, February 17

Sunday, February 15

  • So THIS is what Clubs do on Sundays – Home in NYC hosted a Rock of Love Bus screening party attended by several Penthouse Pets. That show is pretty much everyone’s guilty pleasure, and makes people feel a whole lot better about themselves lol. (Pictures Are Here)
  • T-Pain wears pajama bottoms to Jet Nightclub in Vegas (Click Here For Article)

Saturday, February 14

  • Ever present reality stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt hosted a party at PURE Nightclub in Vegas. I once read that together they have made 3 mil in 2 years…. that’s absolutely amazing, and no one knows what they do (but this is a part of it) (Click Here For Article).
  • Damon Dash partied with models and designers at Plumm in NYC, but pictures of him drinking his own vodka are nowhere to be seen – step your game up photographers!!! (Click Here For Article)


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