Oh snaaaap! Conan O’Brien is BACK! He will headline a comedy show April 30th at the Dodge Theater in Phoenix. Phoenix people – get your tickets, starting March 8th, HERE:
http://www.ticketmaster.com/Conan-OBrien-tickets/artist/1417901
Si, Conando!
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A reader emailed me this picture of Conan O’Brien swimming with dolphins, and, to be honest, the man looks like he’s on a break from a really serious bender. But hey, the man Just got about 20 million in the bank, so he can do whatever the hell he pleases.
Click Here To Subscribe Here is the richest man in the world partying down in Sundance, where he is just a few fist pumps away from showing his abs.
fist pump
Click Here To Subscribe It appears that the Jersey Shore look is not only catching on, but catching on overseas, as a reader sent me this picture of Amy Winehouse post makeover.
And the funniest part of this whole thing – here is Amy Winehouse next to a black person.
When you are darker than a black person, you have officially used too much self tanner.
NOTE: these were emailed to me, so if you know the proper source, let me know and I can give them credit
Click Here To Subscribe Awards season is beginning! And to kick off the awards shows that don’t matter (before the golden globes and Oscars of course), we have the Palm Springs International Film Festival awards (yes, there is a film festival in Palm Springs, there is more to that place that just being Bugs Bunny’s final destination).
Mariah Carey won the Breakthrough Actress award for her role in the amazing movie “Precious”. And while accepting the awards, she (self admittedly), was as drunk as “Precious” was good. Which is Very.
That man is entertained and amused.
Click Here To Subscribe Just when I though yesterday’s post on Michael Cera’s Jersey Shore transformation couldn’t get any funnier, we have a followup:
I hope that this isn’t the last we see of Michael Cera as a guido. Maybe, as the commenters on Sherdog.com mentioned, maybe “This must be for his next movie where he plays an awkward teenage guido who has trouble talking to girls… He learns to fist pump his way to the top.”
And here is the magical result:
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Yes, that’s Michael Cera, star of the upcoming movie “Youth in Revolt” where he plays another awkward teenager dealing with his awkwardness, and to his right is none other than DJ Pauly D from Jersey Shore (you know, the guy that gels so much his hair stays up underwater). Apparently, Cera was filming a skit to promote his new movie, and I cannot wait for the hilarious results (which I will post the second they are available). So, how does such a cut happen? Let’s take a look:
A timeless masterpiece indeed. Below are two more pictures from the set:
Though the pictures were emailed to me, they all come from DJ PaulyD’s twitter.
Enjoy
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Every single time I read about Lady Gaga, she seems to be doing something new all across the world. From concerts, to new albums, to sites such as mine that give her coverage for dressing up like Kermit the Frog, she knows how to promote herself.
And now, Lady Gaga has just met the queen of England, Elizabeth II, at the Royal Variety Performance in Blackpool, England, which is pretty amazing. What’s even more amazing is what some of her former classmates at NYU are doing (I have met a few of the people that knew her when she was a freshman there). These activities include getting fired, struggling to find a job in this economy, complaining about their lazy boyfriends and waking up nude in strange places.
Lady Gaga, being her awesome self, wore a “throwback” dress inspired by Queen Elizabeth I, seen below:
Like meeting the Queen of England was an excuse to dress normally, Lady Gaga laughs at those shenanigans. Yet she still is polite and courteous enough to bow in front of the Queen:
Love her or hate her, her ridiculous outfits and love of self promotion are gonna keep her around for many years to come (until she runs out of cool shit to wear). Which is the total opposite of what I can say for the current crop of “casting couch” bred “leading ladies” that appear all over the CW network. If you don’t step your game up, you will slowly become just like Misha Barton, who people only pay attention to nowadays if she does something stupid or becomes suddenly fat.
((NOTE – these pics were emailed to me by a reader – if anyone knows who I should give credit to please do not hesitate to email me))
Click Here To Subscribe And who says celebrities are bad people. Sometimes they share with each other. Although I don’t know if sharing people counts as sharing. But anyway, here we have Michael Bay and 50 Cent enjoying the company of some ladies at LIV in Miami.
Now, 50 Cent and Michael Bay, that is an unlikely duo (unless of course you remember 50 Cent’s video game, which basically had him blow up half of the middle east – which is about the plot of every other Bay movie ). A possible future collaboration? Who knows, but the girls are relishing the opportunity of this unlikely teamup, especially the one with the fake knockers and green hair streak.
So, Michael Bay?
Or fitty?
According to a reader, these girls were all over them, so looks like someone got their box office smashed
Thanks to thedirty.com for the pic!
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How is this for a weird piece of gossip. According to sawfnews.com, Elliot Osher, who is the former owner of the Legendary New York strip club Scores, says that Michael Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s dad, made some really weird requests when he visited.
“Lindsay Lohan’s father once sat down and described the kind of dancer he was looking for,” Osher insisted.
“We sent some girls over. Funny, they all seemed to look like Lindsay.
“We ended up having to show him to the door.”
Ok, that is freaking creepy, but I will commend Elliot Osher – he knows what to say to promote his upcoming book. Other things that he mentions are Bill Gates tipping $3,500, Madonna not tipping at all, and Russel Crowe almost getting into a fight with a waiter (are we surprised by any of those statements).
But wanting to have a stripper that looks like your daughter? That…. is something.
So of course Michael Lohan had to deny everything, saying:
Michael Lohan admits getting into an “altercation” at Scores, but insisted: “No girls danced for me.
“The last thing I’d want to see is a girl who looked like Lindsay. I don’t even look at the magazines where she’s done some risque photos.”
Yeah, that is definitely a story you wanna deny. However Elliot Osher does get the last laugh saying that “maybe he just doesn’t remember”. I mean yeah, we all did stupid shit when we were drunk. But how drunk do you have to be? But on the flip side, the “private dance for an hour” does include an hour worth of all you can drink booze. How did I know this? Some stories should remain secret
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