Gay Avatar dance parties – the new rage?

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In what might be my coolest headline ever, two gay clubs in Florida (Living Room in Fort Lauderdale and DiscoTekka in Miami), have both thrown Avatar themed parties, Miami Times reports, where scantily clad dudes and dudes were replaced were scantily clad blue dudes and dudes.

According to the article:

The Fort Lauderdale club went for the full Cameron Friday night. Christian Leonard, the club’s publicist, says it took ten people, eight hours to fully transform the already Amazon-like space into something resembling Pandora. They painted the floor with fluorescent colors, and covered the ceiling with weedy netting to resemble a canopy. The typically scantily clad bartenders were scantily clad again, only bluer. Drag queens Na’vi-ly accessorized with head-dresses and day-glow makeup. The club even hired a face-painter to bedazzle the gays, gratis.

We now ask my gay friends for commentary:

“Yeah…. we just really need an excuse to dress up”

“Bears will feel out of place there as there are no fat hairy Na’Vi”

“This is fucking stupid”

So how would one go about finding out about such parties? Maybe you were one of the lucky ones to get a flier.

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The party seems to have paid off, as the owners of both establishments said that over 4 000 people visited the clubs.

To be honest, I am personally hoping that there is a straight version of this in the NYC area soon, because I am all about tall skinny scantily clad girls painting themselves.

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This week in nightlife lawsuits – “Let me do coke off you or you’re fired”

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According to the NY Post, Nicole Slama, a former cocktail waitress at Quo in NYC is suing Gary Malhotra, the owner and her former boss, because he wanted to do coke off her body. He of course claims that he just wants money from him.

You know what… ugh… I dont even care at the moment with too much shit going on in my own life. But, no matter who is proven to be a liar, stories like this just make me want to go to an Irish bar to do my drinking.

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I am cheered up:-) This man has a green beard, your argument is invalid

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Conan O’Brien is BACK. Will do a show in Phoenix.

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Oh snaaaap! Conan O’Brien is BACK! He will headline a comedy show April 30th at the Dodge Theater in Phoenix. Phoenix people – get your tickets, starting March 8th, HERE:

http://www.ticketmaster.com/Conan-OBrien-tickets/artist/1417901

Si, Conando!

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Russian Jersey Shore spinoff planned. To be named Brighton Beach.

Oh boy.

A production team is currently casting and shopping around a Russian themed spinoff of the Jersey Shore to potential networks, predictably titled “Brighton Beach” (to my non Russian and non New York readers – it’s a big Russian Neighborhood in Brooklyn NY).

Are you a Russian-American that adheres to offensive stereotypes? Do you excessively drink, pimp out your Nissan, wear track suits (fellas) and full makeup and heels to McDonalds (ladies). Then check out their web site http://brightonbeachshow.com/ .

“We are big fans of ‘Jersey Shore,’ but the Russian community has its own set of characters which we think could be even more interesting,” said co-creator Elina Miller, who is working to find a network for the show, in an interview with the New York Post.

As a Russian, I don’t know if I should be delighted or offended that this show is being produced (to be honest, I am both), because outside of certain parts of NYC noone is really knows or cares about these stereotypes. I’m also contemplating sending in a video for shit’s sake.

But on the other hand, what first comes to mind when you think Russian stereotypes is excessive drinking, unlike the myriad of “guido” stereotypes that are out there. So add an amplification factor of television and you have a serious risk of kids getting alcohol poisoning because they wanted to show off for the television cameras. Now, what can we expect from this show?

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Good times, I think. In any case, the stereotypes are more or less the same – weird fashions, loud parties, love of “our food”. Except Russian women don’t punch each other. But who knows, it’s Brighton Beach…. oh boy

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This is how you celebrate a gold medal

Apparently the Canadian ladies pissed off the IOC with their post game celebrations of the womens hockey gold medal. Thanks for my readers for submitting this:-) One thing is for sure, a party aint a party without Moldon and Cuban cigars.

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Wait a minute, the girl on the right is clearly drinking Coors!!! Blasphemy!

anyway, partying takes a lot out of you, so relax ladies.

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If you know where these pics came from, email me so i can give proper credit!!!

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Best dress code EVER

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Thanks to a reader for sending this in, it is truly amazing. I have no idea where this picture was taken but props to these club owners.

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FREE La Pomme Entry + epic CHEAP pre gaming this Saturday

Well, it has finally happened, I got my own guest list at a place, so let’s see where these shenanigans lead:-).

This Saturday, February 27th, head on out to La Pomme, one of the newest and hottest NYC Lounges, it will simply blow you away. And the best part – I am one of 2 people that will have a FREE list.

That’s right, mention “Serge’s List” at the door and get in for free ! And if you thought that’s awesome, there’s more. Right next door is “Hog Pit”, and with a name like that you bet that there’s gonna be drink deals – $3 pints and $10 pitchers.

Anyway, here’s the gameplan for Saturday:

1. Dress well (always recommended with La Pomme)

2. Head down to Hog’s Pit (37 W 26th St, between 6th and Broadway) before 11 pm to get some cheap drinks ($3 pints, $10 pitchers)

3. At 11 pm head next door to La Pomme (37 West 26th Street – yes, uts the same address), and mention Serge’s list at the door. (I wanna keep track of how many people I bring, and besides, its FREE). 11 is the best time to show up because FREE entry might be limited, so the earlier you get there, the better.

4. Have fun!

And I’ll leave you with this image

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Ok, I am offended. Gold Diggers in training on the Tyra show

Aaah, look at the by product of all of today’s culture, summed up on Tyra a few days ago. This is absolutely disgusting. Tyra talks to children and parents that teach them about gold digging, then have a sit down with the girls (aged 6-12) to get their opinions on money and guys . I am speechless. Check it out.

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Enjoy. Then buy the T-shirt that comes with it.

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Twilight fan accuses Wolf Man of “steaking” werewolves from Twilight

Twilight fans are the best kind of fans. First, they require a body pillow to get a bit closer to their dream man. And now, they are accusing “Wolf Man” of ripping off the werewolf story from Twilight. I wish it was a joke. Thanks for the Latino Review for finding this. Here is the letter, in all its unedited glory. and yes, the pictures are part of it (letter after the jump).

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Conan looks unemployed

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A reader emailed me this picture of Conan O’Brien swimming with dolphins, and, to be honest, the man looks like he’s on a break from a really serious bender. But hey, the man Just got about 20 million in the bank, so he can do whatever the hell he pleases.

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