Party hard, but not too hard at Empire hotel this Friday

The headline was just an excuse to run this awesome picture:

PARTY-HARD

But for real, one of my top flight promoter friends is having his birthday celebration, and everyone’s invited. It goes down this Friday at Empire Hotel Rooftop at 44 West 63rd Street and Broadway. Yes, the same Empire hotel that’s known for its great views of the city and Derek Jeter meeting his now fiance there. Though I can’t guarantee that you’ll meet baseball all stars or beautiful  girls grounded and intelligent enough to tame their ways, I can guarantee a really good time with a really awesome crowd (I was there last week, it was awesome). Here are the details from the birthday boy himself, Alexei Alankin (if you don’t feel like reading just hit the facebook ):

INSTRUCTIONS

1) Arrive at the Empire Hotel no earlier than 10:45pm, but before midnight

2) Tell the door person you are part of the Alexei’s Birthday

3) There may be a line (most likely), but once the door person is aware that you are with Alexei’s Birthday, he will expedite your entry to the rooftop.

4) Feel free to call me / text me when you arrive or if you have any issues whatsoever: (917) 583-9082

All the best,

Alexei Alankin
Mobile: (917) 583-9082
BBM: 30DF743C
E-mail: alexei@eventige.com

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I love it when old people interview young people – Jersey Shore on NBC interview gets awkward

Oh those darn kids with their rock and roll cassette tapes. This interview with Meredith Vieira (who in typical grown up fashion admits to not watching, but her daughter does) looks really confused and puzzled when interviewing the Jersey Shore cast, who come off as really entertaining and professional. Yes, I said it, the same Meredith Vieira that worked with Barbara Walters, looks like an amateur. Even apparent diggs at their educational backgrounds are met with JWOW’s double major and Vinny’s LSAT test taking. Face it America, my prediction has come true - these kids are now making more money and looking way smarter than all of us.

Professional.

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Pictured above – business sense.

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NYC Health Department looks to snatch permits from 5 clubs for violating smoking bans

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See, this is why we can’t have nice things.  The New York Daily News reports that 5 NYC nightclubs – M2 Ultralounge, The Box, Southside, Lit Lounge and Imperial – might have their food and beverage permits revoked because they were all caught in an undercover sting. And what is the undercover sting about?

Smoking. Yes, smoking. The health department sent out undercover workers to these locations to see if the clubs were doing anything to enforce the city’s smoking bans. And all of those clubs allegedly have people lighting up repeatedly in full view of not only the undercover workers, but a large number of the club’s staff. In fact, the undercover workers found bathroom attendants at M2 selling “looseys” (single cigarettes for the uninformed).

And another kicker – the New York Daily News interviewed the owner of South Side who mentioned that his was a no smoking establishment. And to prove it – the daily news pulled out a picture taken from the club’s site – which clearly showed people smoking. (the club’s site is down right now, apparently people do not know how to remove a simple picture).

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Now, I really could care less either way about the smoking ban in NYC. But rules are rules, this isn’t Vietnam, so if you don’t follow them expect this shit to happen.

However now I am soo tempted to play a new game every time I go out – “spot the undercover health department worker”.

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Patrick Kane, John Madden of the Chicago Blackhawks get drunk the night before a game

I don’t know how many of you know this, but yours truly used to play hockey! I made it all the way to the extremely shitty college level, but even then, we always had one rule – DO NOT DRINK THE NIGHT BEFORE A GAME. Sure, you might not feel anything the next morning, but as soon as you put your skates on you will feel 30 pounds heavier and as agile as a turtle.

Patrick Kane seems like he forgot that rule, as him, John Madden (who is 36 years old) and Kris Versteeg all went out last Friday night in Vancouver, and the next day got spanked by the Canucks 5-1. And yes, there are pictures.

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Yep, that’s Patrick Kane, shirtless. (((more pictures after the jump))))

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Bill Gatest fist pumps too

Here is the richest man in the world partying down in Sundance, where he is just a few fist pumps away from showing his abs.

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I’m throwing a ‘Pink’ themed party at DaDa in NYC. And yes, there is a stretch pink Mini Cooper involved

This is a pretty epic moment, because this Thursday is the first party that I am an official sponsor of! Check out the flyer below (Yes, I’m on the freaking flyer).

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Now, for a little bit of information on the party. It will be held at DaDa Lounge in NYC, which is located at 218 east 53rd street,  2nd floor, between 1st and 2nd avenues (Click here to check it out on google maps), and there will be a raffle to win a limo ride in a stretch pink mini cooper while drinking champagne.

Yeah, I said it, a stretch pink Mini Cooper while drinking champagne. This car is an urban legend in NYC, as it randomly appears on people’s blogs and facebooks, as is should be, since it’s the only pink stretch Mini Cooper in the tri state area.

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The place in itself is pretty amazing. I visited it last week and was pleasantly surprised at the whole scene. First of all, there is plenty of space to sit, the bar is stocked with my favorite beer -  Sam Adams light, and the bartenders are well versed in all things 90’s – I actually found myself  in a really long conversation about Saved By the Bell and how sitcoms nowadays don’t have “very special episodes” that deal with serious issues.

Anyway, come on out to DaDa Lounge this Thursday, January 28th at 8:45pm (please try to be on time), and tell the doorman you’re with Celebrity Clubber (there will be no door drama, guaranteed). And wear your pink! I got this cool suit jacket that has an outline of the Great Wall of China  on the back, in pink of course, so I’m all set.

PRICE: This is important – the $5-$5-$5 deal DaDa has set up – you pay $5 for admission, $5 for your first drink and $5 for your raffle ticket for the Pink Mini Cooper Champagne Limo. The bar has all sorts of reasonably priced beers, mixes and food, so everyone can check it out.

There is a facebook page for the event - HERE. RSVP there if you want

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Jersey Shore Super Mario parody

Complete with a anti violence warning. Enjoy.

Although Sonic the hedgehog could also be featured. His spikes can be a blowout. But it’s serious business

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Haitian Relief party at NYC has a strict dress code. C’mon son.

If you’ve been watching the news recently, you know that donating to Haitian relief funds is the cool new thing to do, which it should be, because what happened in Haiti is a complete disaster and tragedy, and I am extremely proud of the people that are mobilizing their efforts. (Once again, the text message donation to the American red cross is texting HAITI to 90999 to donate $10). When I’ve been out this past week, I have noticed little donation stations everywhere. And my facebook inbox is slowly filling up with invites to Haitian relief parties, which is cool, until i noticed this email from one of the promoters, who will go nameless. It’s in response to a party being held in Roam in NYC this Thursday, during which they will be taking donations to charities such as the American Red Cross, Danitas Children and 1srg.

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Guys- No T-Shirts, Baggy/messy Jeans, Sneakers ( non-tasteful).
WE want you to wear collard button down shirts, jeans or pants that are ironed, sneakers if fashionable, shoes would be great. No Baseball hats. Please, for crying out loud, no Timberlands!

Ladies- Heels, Skirts or Dresses. Jeans in good taste or tights :D ummm lol, no sneakers.

The Doorman is going to be hard, and very strict. Yes, he looks like a reject Moby, but it’s his job to be selective,so please respect out Dress code :D

Now, we are not dumb, we all know that dress codes at nightclubs exist, but enforcing a super strict dress code and turning people away at the door at a party that is meant to collect as much money as possible for worthwhile charities aiding in a tragedy?

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C’mon son, get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

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Amy Winehouse gets Jersey Shore Makeover. Is darker than a black person

It appears that the Jersey Shore look is not only catching on, but catching on overseas, as a reader sent me this picture of Amy Winehouse post makeover.

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And the funniest part of this whole thing – here is Amy Winehouse next to a black person.

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When you are darker than a black person, you have officially used too much self tanner.

NOTE: these were emailed to me, so if you know the proper source, let me know and I can give them credit

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Jersey Shore… as performed by children

Too far or too hilarious? You decide.

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